- Arya! No One. No! Arya! Maybe No One? No, it's Arya: Arya Stark's plot has been a weak point for me for a little while now, and with her leaving the Faceless Men a few episode ago, it felt even worse knowing it was all mostly a red herring to give her something to do. After she was stupidly stabbed last week, many fan theories popped up that there was more than meets the eye. From Reddit threads deeply reading into Arya's hand to Bald Move guessing that Syrio Forel has been Jaqen H'ghar AKA the waif the whole time. To have it just turn out to be a badly executed, mistake-fueled rush job was a big let down and makes me really wonder what any of the point was for Arya and the Faceless Men.
Somewhere in the Riverlands, the men who slaughtered the villagers last week are making camp, talking about kissing girls and thumbing buttholes. Their really strange interactions are cut short when The Hound charges in with an axe and goes off, slaughtering them. The Hound is back in action and on point, delivering some of the best and most quotable lines of the episode and really kicks off his return arch strong in this one scene. Later on in his hunt, he finds the men he is looking for, but they are already standing with their heads in nooses about to be hung. Beric Dondarian and Thoros of Myr, along with other Brotherhood Without Banners members, confirm to the Hound that the men who slaughtered his friends were not acting as the Brotherhood but had gone AWOL and were being executed for their crimes. For his loss, The Hound is granted the right to kill two of the three traitors, but only by hanging, the execution method of the Brotherhood. After, The Hound and the Brotherhood begin to connect. Beric and Thoros tell The Hound that there is more to life and that The Lord of Light has a plan for them all. The Hound is obviously pessimistic, but it is clear that he has changed even if he denies it, and we are left to wonder what his decision will be.
I am very hopeful that we will see The Hound join the Brotherhood, giving us a deeper look at the workings of this order and maybe bringing some light to Sandor Clegane's stone heart. The Hound's return has been anticipated for years, but what his route will be has been up for debate. As you probably know as a user of the internet, much of this anticipation revolved him facing off with his brother, Gregor Clegane. Clegane Bowl Hype has been going strong with Cersei planning on calling Gregor as her champion in a trial by combat, with many theorizing/hoping that the Hound will somehow end up on the other side of the battle, facing his brother with the life of Cersei Lanniser in the balance. This would have been a really exciting and hugely impactful moment of payoff for the series, but many of the movements in this episode make that seem more and more unlikely. I can't help but be happy about that. This season has heavily relied on confirming fan theories from Jon's return to Benjenhands. Throwing a curve for the Cleganes is very exciting and will help make this series go down a far less predictable path.
Last episode, we saw Jaime take over the Frey's siege of Riverrun and talk with The Blackfish, threatening to take the castle if he does not give up. This week, Brienne arrives and meets with Jaime. In a great scene, the two characters talk about their plans and their past. Brienne informs Jaime that she has found Sansa Stark and Jaime seems genuinely impressed. Brienne proposes that she meet with The Blackfish and that, if she can get him to surrender the castle, Jaime will let him and his army head North to assist Sansa. Jaime hesitates to betray his family, but ultimately agrees. Brienne offers to give him back his Valyrian Steel sword, but he tells her to keep it and that it is hers now.
Their peace agreement ultimately goes fruitless, though, as The Blackfish refuses to give up his family's home, even when Sansa is begging for his help. Meanwhile, Jaime is talking with Edmure Tully, threatening him. This scene has some great dialogue, with Jaime threatening to catapult Edmure's infant child above the castle walls and kill every Tully if that is what he needs to do to get back to his sister. "The things we do for love" Jaime says, recalling the moment he threw Bran Stark from a tower so long ago. Edmure caves to the threat and demands entrance to the castle, telling his men to give it up to the Lannisters. Brienne makes one last attempt to bring The Blackfish to freedom, but he refuses, instead choosing to die (off-screen) defending his family's home. Brienne rows away in a small boat as Jaime watches her leave. They exchange a long, meaningful look and give a short wave as they see each other for what is probably going to be the last time. Lannister and Frey banners fall into place over Riverrun's walls. The home of Catlyn Stark, the castle where Rob Stark was declared King in the North, the sept where Ned and Cat were married, all under control of the people who murdered them and their family. After thousands of years, House Tully has fallen.
This really was an episode of reunions and goodbyes. The scenes between Jaime and Brienne are easily the best and most powerful moments of the episode and could end up being some of the shining points of the season overall. Their interactions feel heavy with foreshadowing and tragedy and feel like the closest we will get to a goodbye. The relationships between the two of characters has been fascinating and one of the most complex in the entire series, and their wave to each other over the waters of Riverrun says everything without saying any words. I would bet my golden Dragons that this is their last scene together, which will make it even more tearful in retrospective. These Riverrun scenes overall were some of the best of recent episodes. Sadly I think they will be overlooked due to the rest of the episode probably going down as one of the weaker episodes of the show, but these scenes alone will make this episode worth seeing in the multiple rewatches to come over the years. Well, Speaking of weaker episode...
Last week Arya was walking around in the open unarmed like every wanted trained assassin does. She got stabbed in the chest by the waif and wandered off with her guts spilling blood. Now we see her go to Lady Crane, the actress she saved from assassination, for help with her wounds. Conveniently, the A Level actress is also a phenomenal nurse who can clean up fatal, probably infected, wounds. The two continue to connect, which I liked. Arya suggests that she is not going back to Westeros but is going As Far West as West Goes to discover The United States. Their relationship is darkly cut short, though, when the waif kills Lady Crane (off-screen). The waif confronts Arya and does her best Michael Myers impression for a slow, close-quarters chase through the Bravossi markets. Arya uses her newly-learned abilities to keep the waif at bay, but ultimately opens old wounds and tracks her blood, letting the waif track her to where Needle is hidden. Arya slices off the candle, engulfing them both in darkness. Later, Jaqen is in the House of Black and White and sees blood on the floor, leading him to a brand new face on the wall: the waif's. Killed off screen. Arya confronts Jaqen, who acts as if Arya has found victory and that she is finally no one. "A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell," Arya declares, "and she is going home."
At least Arya is finally out of Braavos? Arya's plot recently has been a little weak, but the potential of Arya learning the powers of the Faceless Men was what kept it going. Sure, Arya was obviously going to be back to her Stark ways, but she'll learn awesome assassin powers! They'll really help with the endgame battles and make Arya important again! Now the plotline has spiraled so far down that I wonder why Arya even made it out of the start of the show. This entire Faceless Men plotline has gone nowhere? Was Braavos just a place to put Arya while other characters actually did things? Barely anything was done well in this scene and that is really disappointing for a character who used to be the fan favorite. The super easy convenience of Lady Crane The Nurse. Her off-screen death. The Terminator chase scene with the waif. HER off screen death! Arya's plotline has gone off the rails and possibly jumped the dragon, making me really wonder where she could possibly go from here to make her journey significant. I want to trust the writers of this show who very rarely completely shit the bed, but this is going to take a lot of turn around to make it feel worth it.
Ok, I can turn from that rant to one of my favorite scenes of the episode, Tyrion and Varys are walking through Meereen talking about their plans. Varys reveals he plans to return to Westeros to bring some unnamed allies to their cause. "We need ships" he says cryptically. Tyrion seems to know of the scope of their scenario, looking sadly at Varys as he walks away. Another fan-loved duo separated. Could this also be the last time Tyrion and Varys see each other? I am feeling honestly more confident in this than I am in Jaime and Brienne's seperation. A fairly Meereen-heavy episode continues as Tyrion meets with Grey Worm and Messande in a scene strongly mirroring an earlier one where he attempts to start a humorous conversation with the stoics and get them to drink with him. This time, they cave and it really results in a stronger moment of emotional relief where they each have a chance to deliver their own jokes, which each fail in their own way. I guess we'll never know about that honeycomb and jackass, because the story is once again interrupted, this time with the sound of canon fire as the slavers have returned with a massive fleet to take back the people they view as their property. Later, the trio is rightfully browning their breeches as their city is being sieged. They vow to hold the pyramid, even if it means letting the slavers take the rest of the city. A loud crash on the roof makes them believe the slavers have now invested rocket ships, but it turn out that it is Danny returning from Vaes Dothrak, dragon rendered quickly in the far distance, and she is not happy about the way her kids have handled their first time home alone.
The Tyrion and Varys scene worked very well for me with the added near-certainty that these characters will not be reuniting. In fact, I think we may see Tyrion Lannister depart from this world sooner than we hope. Their goodbye feels final and really hurt for a team that we have seen built up from nearly the start of their relationship. I could see Varys heading to Dorne to try and turn the Sand Snakes to their cause. If anyone in Westeros wants the Lannisters out, it is the Sand Snakes. Hopefully they can have some dialogue that doesn't make me physically cringe this time. As for the comedy scene with the Meereenese Stooges, I thought it worked well this episode. Seeing Tyrion make progress with them was fun and we might start to see the characters lighten up in the future. Greyworm specifically has been largely undeveloped in the books, so seeing more of his personality is welcome despite what angry traditionalists complain about. The only real problem of Meereen this week comes with the arrival of the slavers. It felt slightly rushed to have them back so soon, but I can forget about that because they had to be addressed quickly to get Danny movin on up to Westeros by the finale (please). Danny's sudden arrival and the quick cutoff feels forced, almost as if it was meant to be longer but cut for budget or time. Surely we will see the payyoff of the three dragons being released to burn thousands of slaver owners next time we check in, so I can't be too upset, but I think Danny's arrival could have been pushed or extended a bit. I can't wait to hear Tyrion try to defend the shithshow and wonder if Greyworm and Mesande will come to his aid now that they have formed a bit of a bond. We'll probably have to wait until the finale to see how this plays out.
For such quick scenes, a lot does happen in the capital this week. To Cersei and Qyburn's dismay, the faith militant have showed up at the red keep, demanding that Cersei be taken to the sept to await her trial. When she refuses, the tension escalates. Her cousin, Lancel Lannister, leads the group of faith as they insist she come to avoid violence. "I choose violence." Cersei says, finally quoting herself from that Season 6 trailer that dropped months ago. A truly loyal Sparrow attacks the Mountain, only to get his head ripped right off his body. The rest of the Faith clearly get the hint and sod off. Later, Tommen plans on addressing the people and Cersei shows up, informed of the announcement despite her son's attempt to hide it from her. Awkwardly, Tommen reveals that his mother's trial will be taking place soon and that, coincidentally, all trials by combat are now illegal due to their barbaric nature and manipulation of the faith. While I can't say it's a bad move for the good of the people, it was obviously done with the personal vendeta of stopping his mother from calling the Mountain as a champion. Cersei is distraught, but Qyburn informs her that the little rumor he had her check out is more than a rumor. Much more.
I've seen a lot of disappointment about this turn and I can't say I fully disagree. Cersei's trial by combat has been highly anticipated, Cleganebowl or no, and now it feels like a letdown for it not to happen. However I have been expecting from the start of the season that a wrench would be thrown into Cersei's plan, stopping her from using the Mountain, and I can honestly say that Tommen outright betraying his mother was not how I expected it to happen. A surprise is welcome this season as it has relied so heavily on confirming fan theories. Where they can go without the Cleganebowl is almost as exciting as the Cleganebowl.
Qyburn's little rumor was probably that there is buckets of Dragonfire under King's Landing. A few episodes ago, Bran had a vision of Aerys Targaryen, The Mad King, infamously delivering his line "burn them all," accompanied with images of the dragonfire being poured, stored, and ignited. Now, he did not ignited the Wildfire in the past because Jaime Lannister killed him before he could, but what if Bran's vision of Wildfire exploding is not of the past but of the future? Could Cersei use this Wildfire to kill her opposition and save her own life? What about the life of her star-crossed son who will surely be within a close distance of the High Sparrow who has taken him in like a father figure. We will probably not see King's Landing next week, but the finale is shaping up to be a big one.
NEXT WEEK ON A HEAVILY MIXED BAG OF THRONES
Next week is episode 9, an anticipated and feared number to any Game of Thrones fan. The 9th episode usually delivers the big set piece or shocking twist of the season, from Ned the Deadhead to the huge battle at Castle Black and of course the worst wedding reception ever. This season, the episode is titled "Battle of the Bastards" and will obviously deliver on the hype of the Jon Snow vs. Ramsay Bolton showdown building for a couple seasons now. The teaser doesn't reveal much else than that. Jon asks Mel that, if he dies, she won't revive him. We see Sansa and Jon argue as Jon significantly underestimates Ramsay. And of course we realize why so much has happened off-screen this episode as the budget is blown wide open on what practically every member of the cast, crew, writers and producers promise to a massive insane battle that could be hard to top on TV for a very long time.
This episode is sure to be the one everyone is left talking about for the next year and the one to inspire pools of tears and a rain of spoilers. If you watch any episode as it airs, it should probably be this one. Not only to avoid the spoilers, but to take it in as soon as humanly possible. It seems that the vast majority if not all of this episode will be focused on the Jon, Sansa, and Davos plot in the North. The first half or so will probably be focused on the build up to the battle. Sansa will reveal that she has asked Littlefinger for help, which the ignorant Jon will say is unneeded. They'll probably reconnect, though, once they are able to open up to each other, addressing the many elephants in the room. We'll hopefully get a deeper look at how Jon feels post-resurrection to show that his death and return was more than just a hype ploy and actually had a lasting affect on the characters. In the teaser we see burning crosses with what are probably flayed men on them. My predictions are that the burning people will be Stannis, Roose Bolton, Fat Walda Frey, and - to the horror and shock of Jon and Sansa - Rickon Stark. Ramsay is just cruel and insane enough to do this just to ramp up his battle with Jon. Sure it would lose him his blood claim on Winterfell, but with the rest of the Starks dead who will take it from him?
Ultimately I don't see there being any satisfying way that both Jon Snow and Ramsay Bolton make it out of this battle alive and that the odds swing heavily in the favor of a sword in Ramsay's back, hopefully from the hands of Sansa. But Episode 9 is not usually a sign for happy endings and a battle this large would be disappointing without some Good Guy casualty. I think we could see Melisandre die for a few reasons. 1: her resurrection ability serves as an easy way out to save anyone who dies and killing her would take away that escape button. 2: Without Stannis alive, and with Jon returned, it is hard to imagine what role she has left to play in the grand scheme of things. Sure, she could help bring Jon up as Azor Ahai, but with so many preaching for the Lord of Light now, anyone can do that. The only thing that questions this theory is that I am not sure she would be involved enough in the battle to be killed.
However I think the safest bet for death is
Tormund Giantsbane, the redheaded Wildling who serves as their makeshift leader. His ultimate arch is complete from the rough commander of Mance's military to fighting on the side of a crow in Westeros. I think him dying to save Brienne, who he clearly shows some attraction to, would serve as a strong emotional end to the character. I also think that he cannot be the only major death, though, and that either Davos, Brienne, or Sansa will probably bite it with a slight majority of my money on Brienne. She had a strong goodbye to Jaime this week and, if she can get back in time for the battle, a heroic death defending Sansa could help to symbolically fulfil her promise to Catlyn Stark. However she does have one of the few Valyrian Steel swords and really knows how to use it, so she could stand a strong fighting chance to stick around and be able to use that sword against some White Walkers next year. I think Sansa has too much of an arch ahead of her to die and that Davos needs to serve as Jon's right hand man. But I could also see it being heartbreakingly satisfying to see Davos die for a king, even if it isn't the one he initially believed in. I could easily see him deliver some epic final words like "Wouldn't it be something for the stories? A smuggler from flea bottom, who fights and dies alongside a king?"
Some people seem to think we could see The Wall come down at the very end of the episode (maybe this is what Jon is looking at in the final shot of the teaser?) but I think that is a moment saved to end the season on because how do you top that? They'll probably let this entire episode focus on this battle on the immediate repercussions and leave big scenes like the trail of Cersei and Danny's defeat of the salvers and journey west for the finale.
There we are with another episode and recap for Game of Thrones Season 6. It was a weaker episode in a strong season, but it had a few really great scenes that could help the episode grow on rewatch. Next week we have the Battle that was Promised that looks to be one of the biggest action scenes in TV history and has the potential to have a large stack of bodies both loved and hated by the end of it.
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